Chi

 My daughter is still angry at me for lying to her all these years.

I finally revealed to her two weeks ago that "chi" isn't real, that her BJJ Black Belt daddy doesn't keep a big tummy to store "chi", like all Kung Fu masters do.

Every few days, she will tell me "Daddy, it isn't right to lie to me just because I was a little girl", and I have to apologize to her over and over again.

Sigh. It's worse than telling your kids Santa isn't real.